Kids say some things that sometimes make you wonder if it actually came from their mouth like when my 2 year old saw my friends daughter and said "I want to carry baby" isn't she's a baby herself? And what's really funny is the innocent look on their face and the matter-of-fact way they say it.
When mothers were asked about the funny things their kids have said these were the hilarious responses we got;
"I was at the shopping mall to buy a couple of stuffs, while I was on the queue, a kid in front of me farted loudly, his mother embarrassed said to him "what should you say?" and he goes like "Thaaank Youuuuuu" laugh wan ki me."
"We were in the car that rainy day when my son saw a woman wearing a very big fur coat that covered her whole form, my son shouted "Mommy see a bear!"
“My nephew saw me taking off my shirt and, pointing at my chest, asked, ‘why do you have a beard on your chest?’”
"Mummy, I will marry you. Mummy my belle is paining me because I want to drink caprisone and biscuit!"
"When my toddler stood up from his potty and saw a mixture of poo and urine inside the potty he screamed "Mummy see weepoo"
"Mummy when are you going to do scan because I want baby, I wonder if scan can give someone a baby" I had to wonder how she knew about scan."
I accidentally cut my self when my daughter saw the blood she said "Sorry, I've told you not to play with sharp object" she said as she kissed the way I usually kiss her wound.
"When they say "mummy I love you" meaning they want me to allow them watch cartoons and play games."
Kids can be very funny even without trying I'm sure there have been many more hilarious comments that your child has made, please share with us.