While you might believe this is totally impossible, I can doubly say your baby doesn’t love you back all the time, on certain days it takes being a baby for your baby not to yell at you for “disturbing”. And funny, most of the things they dislike you for are those things you do to them that have nothing to do with pampering and cooing to them.
6 things that can make your baby would dislike you;
1. Wiping Your Baby’s Mouth After A Feed
All you want to do is make sure they are all cleaned up after their mouth is smeared with pap or breast milk but would they gently allow you clean their mouth? No! They’ll protest, yank their mouth around from side to side or flap their hands like a butterfly’s in an attempt to shoo you away.
2. Laying them For A Bath Or A Massage
When you try to lay your baby for a bath or massage session, forget it they won’t stay put. They’ll keep rising again and again and it will take a lot of cajoling for you to make them lie in one place. And they can scream, jeez!
3. When You Refuse To Share Your Food With Them
Babies have this urge to want what you are eating so bad, but never be tempted to concede to their demand because the food might not go along with their digestive system and if this happens, say hello to allergies! God forbid though. But they can’t understand, at that moment, you aren’t their best friend.
4. When You Try Making Your Baby Stand Up
If your baby hates you for this, they aren’t wrong. How can you be attempting to make a baby that has not one ounce of strength in his knee stand up? Your baby can’t keep their legs straight yet so trying to make them stand may be quite uncomfortable for them.
5. When You Take Out Dirt From Their Mouth
Be it sand, stone, broken glass, goat shit or even rat shit, they want to put anything they pick up from the floor into their mouth and immediately you catch them at it and force it out of their mouth, they feel defeated and hate that you have to go to all that extent to bring out ordinary “goat shit” from their mouth. They’ll probably pout angrily if they can.
6. Counting His New Teeth
Babies go through pain while teething, so when you open their mouth and try counting their new teeth they’ll be like “nope, you don’t!” And if you try too hard they might just clamp their teeth against your fingers as their way of telling you “There’s no way I’m letting you do that, get your fingers off my frigging teeth mom!”
Be gentle with your baby, they can’t hate you for long ‘cause in reality our babies love us unconditionally which is why they wouldn’t mind joining us in the toilet (yuck!).
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